Baby On Board

So im driving home today from work driving on the freeway minding my own business. When i look up at the rear view mirror.

I see this car coming at me at full speed and im thinking ok should i stay in this lane and piss him off because he has to slow down?

No i decide im gonna move out the way not because im scared of idiots with road rage, but because i figured whats the point, if he is driving that fast he must be in a hurry (i know i have been in similar situations).

So as he zooms past me i look over at him and he has like a blank look on his face like hes a zombie? so i laugh not because he looks like a zombie but because he has a Baby On Board sticker on his car.

So are those stickers not to warn other driver that you have " A Baby On Board" so you can be careful around them. So as he zooms by i see the car in front of him does not move out the way and the guy swerves out the lane to get over him almost hitting a car.

So whats the point of the sticker if your not going to be careful yourself?
Or maybe like i said he had an emergency and really needed to get somewhere, guess i will never know.

My Grass Is Dead

So every this past winter we had quite a bit of rain here in SoCal. With the rain comes free watering of the lawn.

By Spring our grass is nice and green, and i always tell my wife "Honey im going to water everyday to make sure the grass stays nice for the Summer".

Easier said then done just like keeping my old car clean the whole process gets old and i stop. So here we are the middle of Summer and guess what my grass is dead. Its so dry it hurts to walk on it.

But guess what the part where i place the hose while im washing my new car is starting to look good. Maybe there is more than one benefit to keeping my car clean it might revive my grass as well.

My wife says im cheating on her.

So about a month or so ago i got a new car. I got a Kia Soul "The Hamster Car". I love it i traded in my other car that i had for about six years. That car was my first "new" car. At first like always you try to keep it clean and scratch free because its new.

After a couple of months you just say blah its to hard to keep it clean

But this car is different, maybe because i actually got the car that i wanted. My wife says i love the car more than i love her.

She thinks because i wake up at 6:30 AM every Saturday for the past weekends to wash it. She says its Deja Vu from when i got my very first car.

My first car was a 93 Honda Civic SI. It was not completely fixed up but it did have a few modifications. Man i miss that car. I tried to keep that car immaculate as well.

My wife thinks im cheating on her with my new car. She thinks because i do not want to use "rags" ti wash it, I bought microfiber towels to dry it off "have to keep the swirl marks away". What can i say its an investment and you have to keep it looking nice. Maybe in 16 years i can pass it down to my little man.

Honey if your reading this you know i love you lots. The car wont replace you it will just keep me company when im sitting in traffic.